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Funny quotes short. Sometimes when i close my eyes i can t see. No matter how bad it gets i m always rich when i go to the dollar store. Real girls are never perfect and perfect girls are never real.
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If girls always treated each other like we do when we re drunk in the girl s bathroom then the world would be a much happier place. To me drink responsibly means don t spill it. My dream job would be the karma delivery service.
Lord give me patience because if you give me strength then i m gonna need some bail money. You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. Take a quick look at our funny memes to find several cool humorous quotes right now.
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