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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Our collection of 28 cool funny quotes witty sayings pun which are short easy to remember but still hilarious. Churchill i didn t fail the test.

My silence spoke a thousand words but you never heard them. Jun 18 2020 words of wisdom and wit. Some cause happiness wherever they go.

Doing nothing is hard you never know when you re done. I m not shy. Give a man a match and he ll be warm for a minute but set him on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Below are some of the best witty funny quotes by famous people to make you laugh enjoy.