Witty Quotes
There are some idiots who always answer no to every question now tell me.
Witty quotes. Light travels faster than sound. Life you believe try. We just saw finnick odair in his underwear.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. Quotes tagged as witty showing 1 30 of 546. Best always only mediocre.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Well don t expect us to be too impressed. Witty quotes and sayings.
Are you one of them. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Everyone has a sense of humor.
Funny quotes quotes tagged as funny showing 1 30 of 8 177 you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the nba is chinese the swiss hold the america s cup france is accusing the u s. People say nothing is impossible but i do nothing every day. Too many people spend money they haven t earned to buy things they don t want to impress people they don t like.
Funny quotes on prodigies. Sample of top witty quotes below. Here are 43 witty clever quotes that are profound but with a dose of fun.
The real trouble with reality is that there s no background music. Of arrogance germany doesn t want to go to war and the three most powerful. When a fan asked wolfgang amadeus mozart for tips on writing symphonies the composer is said to have suggested begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to.
Life my life mistakes live. The literal meaning of life is whatever you re doing that prevents you from killing yourself. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. They may be amusing but that doesn t make them less true. If i had to live my life again i d make the same mistakes only sooner.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
